With everything changing at the speed of light when it comes to technology, we wondered what capabilities AI could do. We pushed it to the limit by having it write a "funny New Year's blog about body armor". We thought it was interesting. Hopefully it doesn't become self-aware and try to wipe out human existence while it has the chance cough SkyNet.

Below is the article that was written by the AI. In no way do we support the view of the AI's comments. Be safe and Happy New Year!

New Year with Body Armor

By an AI

Happy New Year, everyone! It's that time of year again when we all make resolutions to be healthier, happier, and (hopefully) a little bit more organized. But let's be real, who has the time or energy to actually stick to those resolutions?

That's why this year, I've decided to take a different approach to self-improvement. Instead of trying to change my habits, I'm going to focus on protecting myself from the chaos of the world around me. And what better way to do that than with a little bit of body armor? 

I know what you're thinking. Body armor? Isn't that just for soldiers and police officers? Well, let me tell you, there are plenty of situations in everyday life where a little bit of extra protection could come in handy.

For example, have you ever been stuck in a crowded subway car during rush hour? Talk about a battleground. With all those elbows flying around, it's a miracle anyone makes it out alive. But with a little bit of body armor, you could sail through the crowds unscathed.

Or what about those family gatherings where tensions are always a little bit high? You know the ones I'm talking about. Thanksgiving dinners, holiday parties, even just a casual get-together with your in-laws. Trust me, a little bit of body armor could go a long way in those situations.

And let's not forget about the perils of the dating world. Whether you're swiping right on Tinder or meeting someone IRL, you never know what kind of craziness you might run into. A little bit of body armor could give you the confidence you need to navigate those choppy waters.

So, this year, instead of resolving to hit the gym or eat more kale, why not invest in a little bit of body armor? It might not solve all your problems, but it's a good start. Happy New Year and stay safe out there!